Friday, March 19, 2010

The Horse Racing Kid

He sat before his computer in Middle Village, New York, his eyes as wide as golf balls. He strapped his headset on and broadcast to the world that Rachel Alexandra had just lost the New Orleans Ladies Stakes.

“Horse Racing Kid here to tell you that Rachel Alexander has just been beaten by the No. 3. She just got beaten by a 9-1 shot here. The 3 beat ... Rachel Alexander came in second. So to tell you that ... horseracingkid probably the first one to tell you. Rachel Alexander got beaten. Rachel Alexander is beaten.”

Er, Alexandra, but we know what you mean. His name is Stephen, but you can call him The Horse Racing Kid and can watch him at The Horse Racing Kid.
He is 14 and is on his way to being the next Tom Durkin or Andy Serling. For your viewing pleasure he will lay out his picks at the Cheltenham Festival and Turf Paradise.

Want to know how sophisticated he is? His favorite trainer is not Steve Asmussen, Todd Pletcher, or Nick Zito, but Wesley Ward. His favorite rider isn’t Calvin Borel, Edgar Prado, or Kent Desormeaux, but Frankie Dettori. His favorite track isn’t Saratoga Race Course, Keeneland, or Santa Anita, but Woodbine.

He wants, above all, to see Santa Anita return to dirt.

The Horse Racing Kid actually came to my attention in a tongue-in-cheek manner. A friend of mine posted a link of his video on my Facebook page as a kind of a joke. I watched Stephen’s video and thought it was funny, but funny in that way when you see a child elicit unbridled enthusiasm, that kind that makes you wish you felt as strongly about anything the way he feels about this. I watched it again and again. Each time it got better. Racing needs more Stephens. His solution to getting younger fans into the game?

“Hard one, but have ads for my show to see I’m handicapping,” said Stephen, “other kids might want to do it.”

Ok, so he’s also a master of self-promotion. Every handicapper has to be part Steven Crist and part P.T. Barnum.

Somehow Stephen fell in love with this sport. When will the day come that this industry, which manages to drop fans like sea gulls drop clams, lose him? This kid is in. Watch the video. See the enthusiasm. Find a way to find more Stephens. He wants to work at a track handicapping the day’s card.

After I watched his video’s I had to speak with him, or correspond with him since he prefers e-mail. I learned that his best handicapping score came in 2004, six years ago, when he was eight years old, on a 75-1 shot at Gulfstream. That his perfect Saturday is “winning, lots of tracks running lots of Grade 1’s.” Also that he thinks Jess Jackson is “a good owner but rushed Rachel back, in my eyes.” His favorite subject in school is science. He plays baseball. He loves photography.

Stephen’s father got him into racing and is his bookie, placing his bets for him since, well, since he’s still 14. His earliest racing memory was going to the Meadowlands on a Tuesday afternoon and getting a pair of goggles.

And that turned into sponging the Daily Racing Form, looking at his camera, and thinking, Why not? Or, more accurately, “Being bored, I always have the Daily Racing Form,” so he put his picks on air.

The comments on his YouTube page read:

“You have a future in this horse racing industry. Keep it up and you may work for TVG someday.”

The range also extends to, “Horse racing stinks.”

Well, we can’t please them all. But maybe during the Kentucky Derby if we put a sawbuck on Caracortado or Noble’s Promise, you’ll owe the The Horse Racing Kid a Coke.

But really, the ultimate question is this: Zenyatta or Rachel Alexandra?

“Zenyatta rocks.”

Brendan O’Meara blogs about horse racing here at HRI and at The Carryover. He also blogs about narrative nonfiction and his book project “Six Weeks in Saratoga” at The Blog Itself. His Web site is

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Saturday, March 06, 2010

The Horse Owner Ref

After watching Pam and Jim have their baby on “The Office” Thursday night I stayed on for another fifteen minutes. I wanted to see part of “The Marriage Ref” from executive producer Jerry Seinfeld.

Tina Fey was a guest judge, so too was Eva Longoria-Parker, joining Seinfeld on the stage. The three watch a dispute between a marriage, season the discussion with observational humor, and then the Marriage Ref rules in favor of the husband or wife.

It was funny, but I still went to bed to read the fantastic “The Breaks of the Game” from the invincible David Halberstam.

The Marriage Ref could be used with this story by Bill Finley about the Medusa-ugly saga of I Want Revenge, which is hairier than Frank and Jamie McCourt’s divorce.

I can see one of these owners taking a power saw and dividing this colt in two.
The allegations are downright nasty, everything from I Want Revenge’s troubled ankle being injected with a potpourri of drugs, “antibiotics, synthetic joint fluid, and corticosteroids.” Finley writes these are “legal but controversial methods to get an ailing horse into racing shape.”

After Big Brown’s marvelous sophomore year and the continued success of IEAH’s other horses like Kip Deville and Benny the Bull, IEAH president, Michael Iavarone, was out for yet another home run. He had just bought Stardom Bound, who tanked worse than a supernova, so he put I Want Revenge in his crosshairs.

David Lanzman, owner of I Want Revenge, sold shares of this colt after the its explosive win in the Gotham Stakes at Aqueduct. Smelling a Derby contender, IEAH stepped in with $3,75 million plus a $1 million bonus after I Want Revenge’s marvelous Wood Memorial triumph. The rich get richer.

I Want Revenge was scratched the morning of the Kentucky Derby. Then the manure hit the fan. His value fell faster than Tiger Woods’ reputation. IEAH said it would pay $550,000 for the colt. A deadline passed. No money. Lanzman sued.

Lanzman, as quoted in Finley’s article, said, “People have told me that I have a dispute with these guys. Using that word is like saying Bernie Madoff’s investors had a dispute with Bernie Madoff ... Every time I turn the other cheek, I get punched again on the other side.”

It was said that IEAH sold more than 10 percent of the colt to investors, breaching the contract Lanzman and IEAH had signed. Lanzman sued. IEAH said that Lanzman had knowledge of the colt’s injury prior to IEAH’s purchase. IEAH countersued.

“The whole thing is disgusting,” Iavarone told Finley. “Then he brings a lawsuit against us to create negative media surrounding us in an attempt to get money. He’ll get his day. I promise you that.”

What to do?

The celebrity panel of marriage judges has listened to these horse owners squabble. They’ve listened to them fight over the soundness of a horse, the millions of dollars involved, and Rick Dutrow is nowhere to be found!

Tina Fey, “Whatever happened to the old days when men just put a beer your hand, a stripper in your lap, and you called it even?”

Eva Longoria-Parker, “I’d do that.”

Jerry Seinfeld, “What’s the deal with airline peanuts?”

Fey, “Jerry, what ... what does that mean?”

Seinfeld, “Do you like slow-pitch softball? Because I hit a whopper the other day!”

Marriage Ref, “I can see this is going nowhere, so let’s settle this once and for all.

“Mr. Lanzman, I have determined that you had prior knowledge to the colt’s health before you sold shares to IEAH. You must renege your lawsuit and be happy with your $4.75 million.

“Mr. Iavarone, sure you’ve gotten a bad rap over the last couple years, some deserved, some not. You will pay Mr. Lanzman $300,000 for the colt instead of the previously-agreed-upon $550,000.

“For the pair of you, neither is allowed within 500 yards of I Want Revenge. He will be placed in a foster home where he will be the next Harry Potter.

“The Horse Who Lived.”

Case. Dismissed.

Brendan O’Meara blogs about horse racing here at HRI and at The Carryover. He also blogs about narrative nonfiction and his book project “Six Weeks in Saratoga” at The Blog Itself. His Web site is

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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Time for Olympicization

The Olympics pull in big numbers. This past Wednesday Lindsay Vonn (blonde babe) and Julia Mancusa (tiara-wearing brunette babe) took gold and silver. Shani Davis (thigh master) took gold in the 1,000-meter long track. Its ratings blast those of other networks. This is the Winter Games, after all. NBC is corralling 25 million viewers for the Games. Not too bad.

Many men who follow sports don’t pay too much attention to the Olympics, summer or winter. Other sports slice into the pie and one’s attention. The Olympics cross over, often getting more women involved in the telecast.

And isn’t the problem with horse racing that it has problems crossing over and getting on television to an audience who hasn’t gnawed down their cigar like it was a Jumbone. Why not pitch horse racing as an Olympic sport, say the next time it comes to Los Angeles?

With all the horses bred around the world there is no shortage of foreign horses. Mine That Bird could wave the flag. (Now there’s a Budweiser commercial.)

The card could play out much like the old Breeders’ Cup card ending with a 1 ¼ mile Grade 1 Olympic Classic.

The summer games take place in August. The only meet that would suffer would be Del Mar and Saratoga (and yes, other smaller meets) in that window. Frankly, it’s an experiment worth trying for long-term growth at short-term expense.

A global system could take effect in the Olympic year to standardize the horses from Australia to Japan, from the United Arab Emirates to the United States. There could never be qualifying heats so the races around the planet will have to serve as “qualifiers” with a point system accordingly weighted.

There is the gambling issue to consider as well. Would Santa Anita take bets on an Olympic event, or would it be best to let Las Vegas or other “off shore” companies take the bets and pay them out? I know in my yearly foray to Las Vegas, usually around Dubai World Cup time, some sports books take wagers on it while Dubai does not.

What about purses? Well, these are games usually played by amateurs, so money wouldn’t be parceled out. Winning a gold medal for the country should be enough. This isn’t the Dream Team. Though the Grade 1 Olympic Dash would likely include the mighty Digger in its inaugural year, second-place finisher in the Grade 2 General George.

Who do the jockeys ride for? Is the competing country the horse, the rider, or both? It would have to the horse, but would Edgar Prado think about riding a Peruvian-bred over a Kentucky-bred? Does Frankie Dettori ride for the UAE?

To answer that perhaps there should be a jockey competition, much like the Shoemaker Award for Breeders’ Cup weekend, where medals are handed out at the end of the day for the rider with the most points. Everybody wins!

Of paramount importance should be an education seminar prior to the running of the races. Not too far back while I was talking to Dr. William Wilmot of Stepwise Farm here in Saratoga Springs, he suggested that on the big race days, like the Kentucky Derby, that there be a roundtable to discuss and educate the public about the reality of “destruction cases.”

Put a veterinarian, a trainer, a jockey, and anyone else who can aptly relay the reality of an Eight Belles or a Barbaro. These animals are professional athletes who make contact with the earth harder than a $5,000 claimer. The forces they impart—and withstand—are far great than other horses. Their threshold for pain is better. The great ones run through a little discomfort. Couple that with the concussive forces on the ground and it may be easier—or at least less of a surprise—to stomach a Pine Island or a George Washington.

The casual fan needs to know that a horse is destroyed to help it, as paradoxical as that sounds. The doctors are professionals who commit their lives to saving racehorses and ensuring their comfort while competing and after.

The beauty of making horse racing an Olympic sport is NBC. NBC covers the Derby and Preakness every year and routinely wins awards for its coverage. They understand the sport and can handle a big race day. Tom Hammond, Bob Neumeier, Bob Costas, Donna Brothers, and Gary Stevens all have vast experience. Get Randy Moss and they’re set.

With these strategies in mind and the ability to strike a well of 25 million viewers seems too good to pass up. There is equestrian, lets throw in its bastard equivalent. Michael Matz would approve.

What does the sport have to lose? Popularity?

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