For anyone who has had a chance to see Jess Jackson’s acceptance speech for Rachel Alexandra winning the 2009 Horse of the Year award, you know it’s on now.
All you had to do was look to the face of Jerry Moss during the frequent cutaways. The look on his face said it all.
1. I’m not pleased that I lost.
2. I don’t like you that much.
3. See you in 2010.
His face lacked all joy. His jaw was locked so tight you could hear his teeth cracking. His jaw was so squared off you could have forged Excaliber on it. Though nobody with any inkling of intelligence would say that, ‘Aha! Zenyatta is no longer unbeaten,’ Moss still defended her with an edge that could blunt a diamond.
This makes IEAH’s 2008 taunts sound like the ‘Too Light’ half of a Bud Light commercial.
This was like Patrick Roy saying, “I can’t hear what Jeremy says because my ears are blocked with my two Stanley Cup rings.”
This is blood that the ‘Twilight’ vampires might shy away from. Maybe this is what was meant when the Police sung, “Don’t stand so close to me.”
Twenty-ten has potential written all over it. Keep in mind that all it would take is for Rachel to come back from a breeze with chips in her ankle or for Zenyatta to clip her own heels to slay this rivalry before it ever gets physical.
For once we see that the gloves are off and Rick Dutrow is nowhere to been seen. Not since the movie ‘Up’ could we have a geriatric action sequence to write about.
When was there a rivalry this salty? You’d probably have to go back to Easy Goer and Sunday Silence. Before that Affirmed and Alydar. Before that? Not sure, but perhaps we can agree that horse racing’s first true rivalry was Seabiscuit and War Admiral. One has horse California cool, the other has sovereignty over the eastern seaboard.
But what these prior rivalries had was multiple attempts at each other. It will not suffice to have Rachel and Zenyatta — should they meet — to race only once, no matter how big the stage and how big the purse.
The Yankees bludgeoned the Red Sox for what seemed like centuries and that was still a rivalry. Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer, John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg, Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks, Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty, Hemingway and Faulkner, Frost and Nixon, Yin and Yang.
The recipe for a rivalry has a few parts. One, the two parties must hate each other. Now we can never know the true nature of these Golden Year-Californian’s, but it seems they dislike each other enough to want to beat the other into an early grave.
Two, fan bases need to be rabid and more polarized than a magnet. To read comments on Rachel Alexandra columns is to read some of the most adiment Zenyatta supporters and all their venom. The dialogue is brutal, brutal but passionate.
Three, the media hooks on. Since the Breeders’ Cup Classic no topic has been covered like the Rachel-Zenyatta debate for Horse of the Year. Dozens of turf writers opined on this until readers were bloodshot. For anyone in the racing press to hark on such a topic for this long over so many months proves that the perennially jaded have found something that, in all their years of covering this fine sport, truly moves the meter.
Moss is more subtle and subdued, much like the Red Sox John Henry. Jackson throws his plumes around more in the manner of Hank Steinbrenner. His presence in the game is the stirrer that agitates the White Russian. Around the time of the Woodward you got Claire Novak calling him a poor sport and Ed DeRosa applauding him for the same behavior.
This rivalry has the chance to be bigger than Lincoln v. Booth. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Minus the death of course, one can imagine Moss yelling to Jackson, “Sic semper tyrannis. I have done it! Zenyatta is avenged!”


23 Jan 2010 at 03:53 am | #
This article is incredibly funny! I love your writing style!
Yes, I am VERY MUCH looking forward to the Zen Vs Rachel showdowns. I wouldn’t mind it if ALL their races this year were against eachother. Bring it ON!
I hope by the end of the year there will be absolutely NO DOUBTS who the best and the fastest will be!!!
23 Jan 2010 at 08:53 am | #
To me, there is no rivalry until they meet. Everything else is just fantasy.
I’ll be shocked if they meet more than once, if that.
23 Jan 2010 at 11:35 am | #
Pixie, I’m with you, bring it on! Unfortunately, curmudgeonly Richard has a point (he’s a Jets fan and feeling unusually strong these days).
And I laughed out loud, too. Hey, how about me? No props for giving Brendan the best audience (I’m biased) on the Net? I feel like a proud papa, the son I never had.
Glad you enjoyed it and thanks for posting. You, too, Powell.
JRP
BTW: Go NY, Go NY, Go NY, Go.
23 Jan 2010 at 05:57 pm | #
Let me go on the record that I think the Colts minus 7 1/2 is one of the best bets I have ever seen. Like horse racing, the Jets will have a hard time not bouncing tomorrow in their third straight road, must-win road game. The crowd noise helps the Colts pass rush and we have to play mistake-free football. The weird thing with the Colts this year is their defense is terrific while their offense relies on Payton to pick apart the defense since he doesn’t have real, home-run threats. I’m not betting so I’ll be rooting but I know what we are up against tomorrow.
23 Jan 2010 at 08:58 pm | #
To be honest, have no feeling for the game one way or the other. The key I think will be your OL pushing the smaller but faster defenders around. They commit to stop the run, making Sanchez win it for your guys. Tall order, indeed. Root for an ugly game; it’s your only chance. J-E-T-S, Jets Jets Jets.
25 Jan 2010 at 03:03 pm | #
Mr. O’Meara wrote:
This was like Patrick Roy saying,
“I can’t hear what Jeremy says because my ears
are blocked with my two Stanley Cup rings.”
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The way I see it is that Zenyatta by winning the Breeders Cup Classic forced overtime. But the Rachel camp has won in sudden death.
I wish I could be optimistic that these two would meet on the racetrack in 2010, but to me all signs point to “game over”.
The red light is on.
Can’t we all see it?
06 Feb 2010 at 06:44 am | #
To begin, Roy couldn’t hear because of his FOUR Stanley Cup rings! Secondly, a better rivalry than SS-Easy Goer----Precisionist/Greinton! Eight races, seven exactas, very fast races--if you missed it, you truly missed the best races this side of two years Affirmed/Alydar. Four victories apiece--Precisionist always giving weight in defeat. Perhaps, the most overlooked races in the past twenty-five years. Certainly by the east coast media. Although they weren’t all Grade 1s---they truly were, don’t allow the graded stakes committee dictate thinking!