Here he is, Big Brown, surrounded by three Australian beauties (Kate Waterhouse, Alexandra Agoston O’Connor, and Rachael Finch) and what looks to be Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis. The last time I had three women smile at me I had to pay for it.
I find it no such coincidence that two of the women have the both Rachael and Alexandra in their names.
Big Brown’s not the only one who seems excited by this photograph, but it just goes to show you what flash-in-the-pan brilliance delivers, no low and slow here.
Hopefully his flight back from Australia is better that Oceanic Flight 815. But what if he were to suddenly crash on a mysterious island in the Pacific? Who would he run into? Ghosts of racing’s past? The Smoke Monster?
Big Brown’s precocity seems mirrored by another two year old who ran Monday at the Spa by the name of Kantharos—a colt named after a type of Greek pottery used for drinking which possesses large looped handles that extend above the lip of the pot. What is the significance? Who knows. His owner also named a horse Kensei—an honorary title give to a warrior of legendary skill in swordsmanship.
Yes, Stonestreet Stables has what looks to be brilliant young colt and how bad do you think JJ wants to get to the Derby? After watching Kantharos burn up the sealed highway in the Grade 2 Saratoga Special to win by 7 ¼ lengths JJ won’t need his Cialis for a week.
“You like a horse a lot,” said winning trainer Steve Asmussen, “and like how he’s doing, but it’s the variables you have no control over. Garrett [Gomez] said it took him awhile to get into it — he thought he was cautious going over the track when he was warming up. He said that during the first 50 yards he wasn’t on the bridle much at all, but after he went a little ways he got into himself. I thought that he came into the stretch well. He hesitated a little bit when he first left [Bail Out the Cat], but late he really looked good and smooth and like he’ll go further, which is what everybody wants to know right now. What he’s done at these sprint distances is very impressive and brilliant, but we want to be greedy and get a little bit more.”
What does it mean to have a talented two year old? Not much. It gives you hope, the same way a fast-maturing 12-year-old Little Leaguer with a 5 o’clock shadow looks: mighty tough to beat.
About this time last year Dublin was the mare’s nay and now look at him: singing in a poorly-formed ABBA-style quartet with Drosselmeyer, Hot Dixie Chick, and Stardom Bound.
I have to imagine it is exciting to think that you’ve got the nation’s best juvenile colt, a colt that makes it look pretty darn easy. His daddy, Lion Heart, went hoof-to-hoof with Smarty Jones in the Derby and Preakness so you know he’ll like the distance and dirt. So what’s next? The Hopeful is too close so perhaps the one-mile Champagne at Belmont would be a good fit. More importantly it is run on October 9, seven weeks away.
So, like anything, Kantharos’ win should be praised in perspective. Daily Racing Form’s Mike Watchmaker has the right idea: “You'll have to excuse me if I don't run right out and buy a Kantharos t-shirt and fitted hat just yet. Kantharos might be a very special horse, but you just can't tell off of the Saratoga Special, a four horse race (including one first time starter) run on a tricky, slow, sealed, muddy track. I want to see more, against better, on a fast track, before I start thinking about Kantharos being the next great savior.”
If he is, he may just be taking his picture alongside a few babes and he won’t have to pay a lick for that kind of attention.
Brendan O’Meara blogs about horse racing here at HRI and at The Carryover. He also blogs about narrative nonfiction and his book project “Six Weeks in Saratoga” at The Blog Itself. His Web site is http://www.brendanomeara.com.


18 Aug 2010 at 07:04 am | #
Had to go back to the Spa and see the fastest horse alive “Kantharos” in person to see if he was the real deal..
His record is impressive 3 for 3 and 30 odd lengths of distance to the next finshers of his races…
Yet it occurred to me who did he beat? One of the horses was purchased for a measly 1 grand…
Why the Spa Special and not the more prestigious Hopeful?
Could it be that JJ is ducking “The Boy’s at Toscanova”?
Nah, JJ does what’s right for his horse.
All I know is the “babe” Rachel has another big boy after Curlin to hook up with..
Romantic isn’t it…
The summer wind, came blowin’ in - from across the sea
It lingered there, to touch your hair- and walk with me
All summer long, we sang a song - and then we strolled that golden sand
Two sweethearts, and the summer wind
Like painted kites, those days and nights - they went flyin’ by
The world was new, beneath a blue - umbrella sky
Then softer than, a piper man - one day it called to you
And I lost you, i lost you to the summer wind
The autumn wind, and the winter winds - they have come and gone
And still the days, those lonely days - they go on and on
And guess who sighs his lullabies - through nights that never end
My fickle friend, the summer wind
the summer wind
warm summer wind
mmm the summer wind
18 Aug 2010 at 07:39 am | #
A “Lost” reference, the definition of Kantharos, and the vision of an excited Jess Jackson. Can you say eclectic?
And speaking of Monmouth theme songs, have you noticed we’re getting “New York State of Mind” after the Spa races?
A good start to the day, thank you boys and girls.
JP
18 Aug 2010 at 08:12 am | #
Hope the Vin Man’s vision extends down under. This broken down colt will be hot on BB’s heels. Nice having 3-5 shots like this to go against.
18 Aug 2010 at 01:11 pm | #
Aussie Aussie Aussie- Oye Oye Oye!
Getting DOWN UNDER with Big Brown!
19 Aug 2010 at 01:15 pm | #
If I was the crusty old man in the photo that is being completely ignored by all of the pretty girls, I would show them the video of Big Brown’s limp performance on the far turn of the Belmont Stakes.
It’s like showing a guy the stretch-marked and 30 pound overweight photos of Britney Spears.