I rolled through a new entrance on Rockaway Boulevard, where once little booths that collected parking admissions stood, and drove straight towards the multi-tiered parking garage.
“Where can I park?” I asked a uniformed attendant. “Just follow the road around, park your car, walk through the doors and you’re in the casino.”
“OK, but the sign said the lot is full.”
“Sir, there’s room for five thousand cars in the garage and there are plenty of spots, it’s not full.”
“Fine, then you should move that sign,” thinking this is not a good start to my first visit to World Resorts Casino New York City but nothing out of the ordinary in this part of the free world.
The attendant was right. There was plenty of parking on a dark and rainy Tuesday morning. I was able to get a spot close to the entrance.
I walked through the double doors, a hard-hatted construction worker held the door open as I approached. “Go win some money,” he said.
Now I’m thinking that’s the kind of hospitality for which casinos are noted and it even extends to laborers. It was a nice thought, even if casino gambling holds no attraction for me whatsoever.
I called Toni to ask permission to cheat on my diet by going on the attack: “How do you expect me to walk passed the Stage Deli and not get a Pastrami on rye?”
“Very simple,” she said. “Put one leg in front of the other and keep walking.” (Later, I opted for the fried chicken, thinking it the lesser of two evils).
“Hey,” there’s a guy over in the food court reading the past performances. I think I’ll go over and ask whether he’s a casino guy who plays the horses or the other way around.”
As I approached, the man looked up and waved. Having shaved his head, I didn’t recognize Ernie Munick, the former Daily News handicapper, intrepid troubadour and now a member the NYRA broadcast team that tape their shows on dark Tuesdays.
“I’m waiting for Popeyes to open at 11,” he said.
“What about the Stage Deli?”
“I don’t really have an opinion on that. I’ve only had a roast beef sandwich there and it was Boar’s Head,” Munick harrumphed.
“Who orders roast beef at the Stage Deli,” I wondered out loud, more judgmental than curious. “They were out of brisket,” he said. “Can you believe that?”
“Try Wolfgang Puck‘s. The thin-crust pizza is excellent, they make it fresh. You might have to wait 15 minutes but it’s worth it,” touted Munick.
Food for thought from Ernie Munick. Prospects were improving.
We parted smiling, as always, and I began looking around. I walked through the food court and found electronic baccarat. I never before have seen electronic table games.
Rows of carrels were set up in front of several fairly large screens, about a dozen people to a row, all with glitzy interactive monitors in front of them to bet on as they held stacks of cards, seemingly for score keeping purposes.
All but a handful were Asians, the dominant demographic this day, but clearly only a part of the melting pot in attendance that is New York City. All groups were well represented. It’s approaching 11 a.m. and not a seat was available in this particular baccarat section. Think I counted four or five of them.
Of all the people we saw in our 2-½ hour visit, the crowd was younger than one you generally see in a racino with VLTs. This wasn’t the mall-walking brigade I was looking at by any means.
There goes another siren, which Munick had told me earlier meant someone had just won big. The first time I heard it I was looking for an exit as it sounded suspiciously like a fire alarm. But no one seemed alarmed; Ernie was right.
There were two wonders of the world I was told were must-see items; a three-story chandelier and a 100-foot television monitor at Bar 360. Yes, drinking in the round; “the place to see and be seen,” said the advertisements.
Can’t quite figure the math but the exact measurements are 16’ x 28’, which is pretty damn big. Fatefully, I happened to see yet another view of Ndamukong Suh doing the Bristol stomp on the Packers’ Evan Dietrich-Smith--even more stupid on a big screen.
But the screen finishes second to the chandelier, which Rainman would call very sparkly. The length is indeed three stories high, with orbs that look like clear Christmas ornaments, upon which are written the names of various countries where presumably the Genting group has outposts.
Electronic roulette is pretty cool, actually, are there are two kinds. My favorite has a virtual female dealer, a very attractive brunette whose smile never quit and with just the right amount of cleavage exposed.
Sex is the chosen tack of casino marketeers, of course, but I must say this was tastefully done and well executed. Did some woman pose for this or was it a geek masterpiece?
Your technology dollars at work.
There is a racetrack here, remember, and when you step outside onto the mezzanine, steps lead to the grandstand track apron. The height is just right to afford a perfect view of Aqueduct, one I’ve never seen before, the midpoint of this balcony smoking area located about 70 yards from the finish line.
This is one “racino” where the racetrack is not a badly kept secret and that was very good too see. There are windows that also look out onto the track from a High Limit VLT betting area.
The building is nowhere near finished and is fairly spectacular already. This is no lipstick on a pig. The covered walkway leading from the subway stop directly into the building was bustling and seems near completion. The second floor, expected to be even more lavish, is scheduled to open December 15.
As I headed back to the garage at around 1 pm this rainy Tuesday, I heard an announcement: “Welcome to Resorts World Casino New York City, an exciting getaway that’s minutes not hours away.”
I got in the Subaru and followed the exit signs out of the garage. This time all the first-floor parking was gone. And, I thought, this is only the beginning.



30 Nov 2011 at 02:56 pm | #
“There goes another siren, which Munick had told me earlier meant someone had just won big. The first time I heard it I was looking for an exit as it sounded suspiciously like a fire alarm.”
Too bad Stuffed-Shirt Williams on NBC-News didn’t think of this as a saving quip when he was reading the news last night; the fire alarms in 30 Rock went off three times during the broadcast.
(They used to go off there whenever they had a decent hit, but it’s been 20 years since Seinfeld, so the Fire Department insisted on reinstituting the standard drill procedures.)
30 Nov 2011 at 03:29 pm | #
Crossing cultural references; I like that Don. Heard about the Williams thing but was locked into the first of two episodes of the season finale of “Sons of Anarchy,” the Godfather on Motorcycles. Great writing; character studies and moral dilemmas all around.
30 Nov 2011 at 03:41 pm | #
JP,
Thanks for taking transplanted New Yorkers like myself on a tour through your eyes and keyboard. The “lot is full” sign encounter is why some of us old fogies congregate here. LOL
30 Nov 2011 at 07:15 pm | #
John: Any chance that our former (de)famed head KY steward surfaces on Sons of Anarchy?
As for culture, the best way to find out whether or not a magazine’s worth reading is, upon receipt, to toss each issue on the rack & let it mold for about six months.
When the pile is about to capsize, arrange in chronological order & commence scanning.
This works best with NY Magazine (which for some insane reason switched over to a type size that’s smaller than what appears on the Bazooka bubblegum comic strips).
With this in mind, a NYM back issue tonight revealed why someone in Queens was elated when the casino finally did open:
“The Neighborhood News (August 8-15, 2011): Jamaica - A bag containing $2,500 in quarters fell off an armored car near the Nassau Expressway.”
Now. $40 in rolled quarters (80) weighs @ a pound. $2,500 (I don’t care how many quarters that would be) weighs @ 125 pounds.
And let’s assume that the quarters were stashed in a study burlap bag with a long tied neck, which the street coin-apprehender determinedly tugged at in short bursts in order to drag the loot down the block while making his getaway.
Depending on just how far the bag needed to be dragged, it is fairly certain that a good deal of time expired before the apprehender made it home.
So when you stopped in at the casino yesterday, did you notice anyone at the betting machines with really, really long arms?
30 Nov 2011 at 10:01 pm | #
It certanly wasn’t me Don. Remember, Casino betting doesn’t interest me. But I did want to see if I was walking around lucky.
I took a dollar bill, stuck it inside a progressive slot machine, hot the button and, poof-ta, it was gone.
I’ve lost a lot more than $1 at a typical betting session. But this took less than a second; no entertainment value, no thinking, no challenge.
And you know what; I felt stupid, like a sucker. I’d just as soon bet on raindrops down a window.
Takes all kinds, I guess.
JP
01 Dec 2011 at 12:44 pm | #
John,
Imagine the 60’s railbirds that elbowed the rail at a crowded Aqueduct viewing the casino..time just keeps marching on I guess.
So how did you and your bettewr half fare at the games??? LOL
01 Dec 2011 at 01:31 pm | #
Nice to see what is going on so far at Aqueduct. Hopefully, when the place is finished, they will have at least self-service wagering machines on the casino side so people who do want to play both casino games and the horses can more easily do so (as well as have a simulcast area or two in the area as well).
01 Dec 2011 at 04:35 pm | #
John, decades ago, I ended up working for a Cuban refugee, who told us that boredom in Havanna induced them to bet on which fly would land on the table first.
Imagine that. In a city with [Warning! Publishing PR compound-adjective cliche follows!] award-winning casinos.
More details to follow in my best-selling vanity press memoir.
02 Dec 2011 at 08:39 pm | #
John:
On Breeders Cup day, I said “goodbye” to an old friend, to wit, the Aqueduct grandstand. I went to the Big A for the first time in February 77 when a 16yo “kid” from Kentucky dominated the then infant Inner Track. Stevie would bring Turn & Count from Rockaway Blvd after Poncho would run Patriot’s Dream into the ground with his rabbit, Gabe Benzur. I would get there early to listen and learn from Harvey P on the second floor. That April, I watched from the third floor as the great Slew set up his legendary run through the Triple Crown a by wiring the usual suspects in the Wood.
However, our “friend” is now gone. She died a slow and painful death from abuse and neglect by the NYRA and various, corrupt NYS politicians.
The casino is beautiful, as you described. The view from the terrace is wonderful. Nevertheless, I doubt that the excitement that I felt as Slew came barreling down the stretch in that 77 Wood can ever be duplicated.