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Wednesday, September 21, 2011


Rim Shots


Corona, New York, September 21, 2011--Just talked to Pricci. He said he was working on some Pick 6 follow-up, whatever that means, and would post later.

He said my Emmys review bombed so bad that it got no response and that I needed to do something else.

I told him it's not my fault his readers have no appreciation for the arts.

Anyway, here's some stuff that would have come across my desk, if I had a desk:

The economy is so bad that I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

The economy is so bad that Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

The economy is so bad that Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad that a picture is now worth 200 words.

The economy is so bad that they renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street."

The economy is so bad that I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan.

The economy is so bad that when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited. Then they asked if I could drive a truck.

Written by John Pricci

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