When I first heard the name of the Colt Formerly Known As Taco was (coughing, clearing fake hair ball) Jess’s Dream, my gut reaction was ‘ick.’ It’s soft and weak.
But then I decided to wait and let the name brew because perhaps it would grow on me. So, further gustatory reaction was malevolence. Like someone had switched out my coffee for Colombian Coffee Crystals.
Let’s clear the air. Sure, it was Jess Jackson’s vision to see two Horses of the Year make a baby. Would Jackson have named this colt Jess’s Dream? Of the horses he either bred or bought at auction he’s named them Kantharos (a cool name for a Greek drinking urn. Makes me think of wine.) and Kensei (Japanese, meditative). These names are smart and don’t pander to the masses. You know how Jackson honored the fans of this sport? By running his best horses, most notably Curlin and Rachel Alexandra, into their 4-year-old years.
Two hundred and twenty people submitted Jess’s Dream as an option in the Name Rachel’s Foal (Foil if you’re a headline writer for the Saratogian) Contest. That is exactly why the colt should not be named Jess’s Dream.
When the first option comes to mind, it means that others have also thought of it. Go on. Think of a name. Then think of another. Another. OK, now you’re getting into creative territory. You’ve broken through the first level. Jess’s Dream doesn’t reflect the horses—horses he bought as free agents. Since they both won the Woodward, there could have been a connection there. Woodward Bound. Woody.
I have a friend who submitted “Running Legacy” as a name. Not bad. Jackson, if he did nothing else, used the word “legacy” about as often as Popeye eats spinach. That’s what Jackson was about. Legacy, and maybe spinach.
You thought the pressure on Nicanor was tough? Now Jess’s Dream has the weight of his bloodline and the regrettable-tattoo-you-get-when-you’re-drunk name.
I can see Jerry Moss rolling around in his throne-like leather chair petting a white cat and throwing his head back in triumph. I bet he’s going to name his Zenyatta-Bernardini Nosferatu. Maybe 0-for-2 since both Mom and Dad coughed it up in the Breeders’ Cup Classics at Churchill Downs. Low blow?
“He believed he could create a super horse, one that was truly capable,” Chris Jackson said. “We’re going to love Jess’s Dream regardless of what his racing career is.”
Here’s the thing. Jackson thought that by breeding a horse with endurance and durability like Curlin and Rachel that he would be breeding the aforementioned “super horse.” What have breeders been doing for the past 150 years? You don’t think people breeding to Secretariat for 15 years weren’t trying to make a “super horse”? This concept of taking a talented sire and breeding it to a talented mare is about as revolutionary as (and I polled 220 people and they said): sliced bread? Aw, man, you see what I mean?


31 Jul 2012 at 06:33 pm | #
U no good Son Omeara Brendan,
Thankyou for the Chris Farley RIP, skit on You Tube. ROTFLMFAO! Don’t you love uploading funny and clever stuff on social media like Facebook and Twitter, then waiting for the comments from friends.
Thank goodness the HORSE WITH NO NAME finally got a real name! Who wants to be referred as Taco for the rest of his life. Good for the Jackson family to honor Jess RIP. Even if the name is cheesy or looks like an inside baseball allstar ballot box stuffing job.
I like all of the Triple Crown winners names: Sir Barton, Gallant Fox, Omaha, War Admiral, Whirlaway, Count Fleet, Assault, Citation, Secretariat, Seattle Slew and Affirmed. Maybe it’s because they grow on ya.
I like names taken from parents names like Tabasco Cat. Storm Cat and Barbicue Sauce are the parents. You don’t need the racing form to know it.
I also like funny names that make the race call memorable. Who could forget the Monmouth Park call by Larry Colmus. Mywifeknowseverything vs. Thewifedoesntknow. Watch it on You Tube when you need a laugh.
I can live with Jess’s Dream. But the name “Blame Me” would of stuck it to the Zealots.
and the beat goes on? betcha thought it was gonna be Americas Horse With No Name lyrics? nah I Got A Name by Jim Croce RIP.
Like the pine trees linin’ the windin’ road
I got a name, I got a NAME!
Like the singin’ bird and the croakin’ toad
I got a name, I got a name
And I carry it with me like my daddy did
But I’m livin’ the dream that he kept hid
Movin’ me down the highway
Rollin’ me down the highway
Movin’ ahead so life won’t pass me by
Like a north wind whistlin’ down the sky
I got a song, I got a song
Like the whippoorwill and the baby’s cry
I got a song, I got a song
And I carry it with me and I sing it loud
If it gets me nowhere, I’ll go there proud
Movin’ me down the highway
Rollin’ me down the highway
Movin’ ahead so life won’t pass me by
♫ ♪…
And I’m gonna go there free!
Like the fool I am and I’ll always be
I got a dream, I got a DREAM!
They can change their minds but they can’t change me
I got a dream, I got a dream
Oh, I know I could share it if you want me to
If you’re going my way, I’ll go with you…
31 Jul 2012 at 06:55 pm | #
Cat, Blame Me is very clever, but there might have been a lot of karma to work through with that one.
Actually, I never game the foal’s name much thought abd when I heard the winning moniker my first reaction was that I’m glad I didn’t kill any remaining brain cells trying to come up with some regal phrase wirthy of the pedigree.
But you would think that out of 220 submissions, one name might have been more worthy. But I will say this: If this horse makes it to the races, it’s unlikely people won’t know who the proud parents are.
31 Jul 2012 at 07:13 pm | #
TC, always look forward to your comments. My motivation from week to week is to write something strong enough to merit your musical renditions and essay-length comments. I smile as I type.
I can’t see Jess’s Dream growing on me. I like Blame Me, works on so many levels. “Levels, Jerry.” “Levels?” “Levels, Jerry.”
Preach, 220 people submitted Jess’s Dream as an option out of the many more submissions. It just proves how unoriginal it is. Tell you what, if I have to trade a bad name in order to see this horse win a grade 1 in two years, I’ll take it.
31 Jul 2012 at 08:45 pm | #
B,
“You know what they say, ‘You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.’”
31 Jul 2012 at 08:54 pm | #
“Jess’s Dream” sounds like the name of a horse you might see running at Mountaineer on a weeknight.
31 Jul 2012 at 09:25 pm | #
Now we are into thoroughbred horses’ names. What’s next?
31 Jul 2012 at 09:59 pm | #
Recipes for Rocky Mountain Oyster stew.
31 Jul 2012 at 11:00 pm | #
Forget the unoriginality.
Forget the oozing cheesiness.
The fact is, a name ending in “S” with a possessive apostrophe “s” attached is just plain hard to say and hard to like.
This is why Jesus chose to not have any possessions - “Jesus’s awesome new shoes” is too hard to pronounce and would have sounded wierd in the Bible.
Tom Durkin is getting old. I don’t want him to have to stumble over spitting out “Jess’s” in the stretch of the 2015 Travers.
But maybe justice will prevail, and Stonestreet Stables will be punished for not choosing my suggestion. It’s probably the most likely scenario anyway - that this horse, like the vast majority of them, will end up never hearing their name called out by any race caller, much less Tom Durkin at the Spa. And for this horse, maybe that’s for the best. Awful, awful name.
08 Aug 2012 at 09:25 pm | #
I wanted to name him SpitinJerryseye, so the image of Moss as Blofeld cracks me up. Great blog. I agree. It is a predictable, sentimental choice to honor a dying man’s wish, and if you give it a nice nasal twang and three syllables, Jeh-Sez-Dream isn’t that hard to say. Mountaineer, ouch. True that.