By Top Turf Teddy — The “Worst Stinkin’ Bet of the Day” will be in the 8th Race at Woodbine, the Grade 2 Kennedy Road Stakes.
Top Turf Teddy had to check computer figures 3 times; thought maybe heap big handicapper spilled firewater on keyboard, when Chief of Apaches, 9-Eskiminzin, came up as Chief of Woodbine feature. 6-Pink Lloyd has sent 9-Eskiminzin back to teepee in defeat with tail between legs on numerous occasions, and many will think that the Great White Father, Top Turf Teddy, speak with forked handicapping tongue to advocate such a horse, maybe costing the needless loss of many beaver pelts by railbird brothers. True handicapping warrior must trust figures in pari-mutuel battle, only then can go to great beyond with honor and respect. Apache Warrior,…….
9-Eskiminzin – The “Worst Stinkin’ Bet of the Day”
6-Pink Lloyd
| No. | Horse | Race 8 | M/L | TTT | ||
| 9 | Eskiminzin | 2.170297869 | 20 | 5.65 | ||
| 6 | Pink Lloyd | 2.133075430 | 1 | 5.74 | ||
| 2 | Extravagant Kid | 1.545895723 | 3 | 7.93 | ||
| 7 | O’Kratos | 1.403024304 | 20 | 8.73 | ||
| 4 | Richiesinthehouse | 1.104749584 | 5 | 11.09 | ||
| 3 | Reconfigure | 1.094691670 | 12 | 11.19 | ||
| 8 | Malibu Secret | 1.010043498 | 20 | 12.13 | ||
| 1 | Dixie’s Gamble | 0.963219869 | 10 | 12.72 | ||
| 5 | Boreal Spirit | 0.827112227 | 20 | 14.81 |
Double:
| No. | Horse | Race 9 | M/L | TTT | ||
| 7 | Muskoka Gold | 4.676920995 | 7/5 | 3.87 | ||
| 5 | Pleasecallmeback | 3.967700472 | 2 | 4.56 | ||
| 6 | Northern Thunder | 2.046612522 | 20 | 8.85 | ||
| 4 | Green Growth | 1.709327576 | 20 | 10.59 | ||
| 8 | MalibuMambo | 1.695217081 | 5 | 10.68 | ||
| 1 | Halo Again | 1.519511173 | 8 | 11.92 | ||
| 3 | Kunal | 1.249843813 | 10 | 14.49 | ||
| 2 | Tomcat Black | 1.241627164 | 15 | 14.58 |
